| Fatass Hachi can’t wait until Dawn finishes wrapping the Gyoza dumplings |
While I was in Indiana this year on business, I ran into several guys from Japan that I had previously worked with. I hadn’t seen most of them for several years, and I was mostly glad to see them… But after our usual pleasantries, they all commented to the likes of “you’ve gotten fat”, “you’ve gained weight” or “you’ve become rounder than I remember.” (not all Japanese people are ass holes. Japanese people that I work with are.)
I have never considered myself to be overweight in the past. In fact, people used to comment on how skinny I was… Maybe these guys are just comparing me to the sickly skinny me… Or Japanese standards of being “FAT” is a bit skewed… Of course, there was also a case when I went to a physical in which I was noted as overweight… WTF…
A few months ago, my parents subtly lent me a Japanese book titled “病気にならない生き方 (how to live without getting sick)” authored by Hiromi Shinya, MD. He is a pioneer in a colonoscopy surgery, and he discusses in his book healthy ways of living from the perspective of digestive health. I’m embarrassed to admit that I don’t do much reading usually, but I read this book quickly and intently.
I don’t want to bore you with all of the details of his observations and theories (you can get his English book if you are interested), but I have started incorporating some (not all) of the practices that he describes in his book:
- Exercise (very) lightly in the morning;
- Eat Oatmeal for breakfast;
- Eat fresh veggies, less meat, less dairy;
- Drink cool water (20 fl. oz.) 1 hour prior to meals;
- Eat supper as early as possible; and
- CHEW AT LEAST 30 TIMES EACH BITE!
I found all of the items pretty easy to do. Chewing 30 times per bite took some getting used to. I used to be known as a fast eater, now I usually finish last at the table. Many of the items curb appetite, so I don’t eat as much, and I don’t go hungry during the day, either.
I have lost 10 lbs. so far, and it has been pretty virtually effortless. Fitting into my pants has become less of an ordeal in the morning and Dawn is not sewing back my pant buttons on as often.
I recommend to anybody following Dr. Shinya’s preaching. Some of his recommendations are hard to follow (like ‘daily coffee enema’… wtf?), but most of them require little changes in your daily routine. The book is very convincing, and I can’t wait to show these bastards that I’m not a fat ass anymore.














